the thing about everything is that it all gets easier with practice, so be careful what you practice
i find it silly that its totally cannon that fern blooms flowers when flustered (delusional)
it's been three years since Infinity Train Book 3 aired. here's something i made like two years ago and never posted
dnd spells that could be mountain goats song titles:
- black tentacles (soul crushingly sad, quality jazz influences)
- cloud of daggers (uptempo lofi era banger, a la all hail west texas)
- protection from evil and good (sonically would have fit on all eternals deck)
- flesh to stone (one of those hard hitting songs that makes you feel like you can survive anything)
- insect plague (boombox recording from the late 90s)
- bones of the earth (2006 inside voice piano ballad played only at 3 live shows)
mountain goats song titles that could be dnd spells:
- foreign object (3rd level evocation targeting the opponent's eyes)
- shadow song (practically useless illusion cantrip)
- birth of serpents (2nd level transmutation with niche but entertaining application)
- bleed out (controversial 8th level necromancy)
- orange ball of love (4th level abjuration with great utility)
- orange ball of hate (4th level enchantment with even BETTER utility)
- autoclave (9th level transmutation with a wall of text description)
a new social services team dedicated to finding young men at risk of making a podcast or video essay and giving them an electric guitar instead
After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level